Hey, Barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You know, I think this is the first time we've had anybody fill in for anybody. You've either done it or not done it, I think. I wasn't sure if we did one fill-in. I can't remember. For me or you? Or Witt before?

I don't remember.

I don't think, I could be wrong.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But who better? Did we have RICO fill in one week? Oh, that might be right. That might be right. I think we may have had RICO week. I think you might be right. I think you're right. Well, who better today, Dave?

You asked for it.

I was playing ping pong with my son.

And I saw a text from you,

which usually means I did something're right. Well, who better today, Dave? You asked for it. I was playing ping pong with my son.

And I saw a text from you, which usually means I did something really fun.

I'm like, what the fuck am I going to get into here?

That's not true.

That's not true.

You're frequently texting and saying, hey, Kirk, how's it going?

Like, what's going to see?

You're going to see the Thomas Sanders movie this weekend? We text about this show.

But that's usually a group thread one. When it's just you texting me, I'm like, oh. Well, I knew Whitney was out. Sure. But I thought we were done for the week. I'm glad we're not. And you said, I read that I couldn't believe what I saw. You said, how about mutt filling in this week for Whitney? And here he is. Mike.

Barstle's

newest employee,

I believe.

Mustack's own, Mike Menanski. Yes. What's up, boys? Why are you so soft? Why are you bringing it so much already? It's making me nervous. I'm doing the head nodding. I got to do the Whitney head nodding. You sound terrible. Are you soft yes he's soft

check check myself up hold on they told myself check check to any better that's better that's

better that's better yes you got reads Dave oh Dave's going to get this

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