Dave Portnoy Needs To Be Rescued By Coast Guard | The Unnamed Show - Episode 22

The Unnamed Show

Barstool Sports

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4.7 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Kirk, Dave and Whitney are back as Dave needs Scottie Scheffler to bogey a hole to live bet him at The Open. (1:50) Whitney thinks Dave should have Miss Peaches trained. (4:45) Dave needed to be rescued by the Coast Guard in Nantucket. (10:00) Dave only spent an hour learning how to drive his boat. (16:00) Dave thinks Big EV having Bell's Palsy is good for his brand. (16:55) Patrick Beverly signs a basketball contract in Israel. (19:00) Connor Griffin sent an email with a sexual joke to the entire Chicago office. (21:15) Ohio's Tate proposed a bet with Dave to double or nothing his salary for a year on Ohio State vs Michigan. (23:00) Kirk ran into a ref at the final Team KMS basketball game. (24:45) Kirk's producer Coleman was suspended 2 weeks without pay. (29:45) Dave sang "Revival" in front of 80,000 people at a Zach Bryan concert. (31:50) The New York office wants new chairs. (33:00 Kirk thinks Biden is going to drop out. (34:00) Talk about the attempted Trump assassination. (37:00) Mintzy put out terrible content. (39:45) The NHL went after Nicky Smokes for selling unauthorized merch. (41:10) Kirk has a new enemy, The State Theatre in Portland Maine.

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0:12.4	was going for a fourth straight major it was
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0:26.6	You'd be bogey a couple you'll jump in. Yeah, if I could he bogey the first
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