Dave Portnoy Has to Rewrite His Book From Scratch | The Yak 2-3-26
The Yak
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Happy draft day
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.3 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:12.5 | What a lot of your name. |
| 0:15.1 | You the robot. |
| 0:18.2 | Woo! |
| 0:21.6 | That's a |
| 0:22.6 | sweet |
| 0:23.6 | me boy |
| 0:24.6 | Are you serious |
| 0:25.6 | I just wanted to be an alien |
| 0:28.6 | That was incredible Hello, it's the AAC. |
| 0:38.2 | Super Bowl day two. |
| 0:40.4 | Welcome in. |
| 0:42.0 | It is the Yak. |
| 0:43.2 | We have a big show today. |
| 0:45.2 | We're drafting our teams for our flag football competition tonight. |
| 0:50.1 | Yep. |
| 0:50.5 | Which Pete will undoubtedly screw up the tech for. |
| 1:29.7 | So we should just be all prepared for that. How's everyone doing? Good. Great. Yeah, you look good. I don't feel good. You look great. I don't think 2XL in California is the same as 2X everywhere else. That's a European-ass shirt, though. So I think that might be an American medium. Are you planning on returning it with the tag on it? No, I just couldn't get it off and forgot about it. And, yeah, this is my shirt. We're very lucky. We're next to a Ross. Very lucky. We're a Ross with security guards. You guys don't even need to look ridiculous, right? You just need to be matching? We just need to be matching, but these were like the only doubles that we found in Ross. It looks good. |
| 1:31.1 | Oh, happy birthday, Stephen Che. |
| 1:47.5 | Oh, yeah. I feel like we've celebrated his birthday for a week. Happy birthday. Thank you. He's been on chick mode with his birthday week. It's a milestone. I get to do that. These are the glasses you got because your wife said all the other ones look too feminine, right? Yes. Those are kind of stunner shades. I kind of like them. They go with the fit. KB., did you know that Reno Nevada is actually more west than Los Angeles? Yes. Fuck. That was what you brought? Try again tomorrow. Wow. That's surprising Wow |
| 2:00.9 | Thank you Stephen |
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