Dave Portnoy Announces Golf Creator Tournament "The Internet Invitational" | The Unnamed Show - Episode 56

The Unnamed Show

Barstool Sports

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4.7 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Dave explains why he is not going to the Kentucky Derby (00:01:30). The Bet Gala is Monday night (00:03:30). Dave kicked off the Belichick-girlfriend drama on Sunday by tweeting the CBS News clip (00:08:20). A great Minifan, Cinema Lords, passed away this week (00:20:20). Justin is back together with Mary (00:23:40). Dave sent a text to Marty and Ria on their wedding day that he wasn't coming (00:24:50). Dana Beers is moving to Chicago (00:27:20). Mintzy is headlining a media summit and Kirk hates the organizer, Jason Barrett (00:28:00). Whitney sent Dave $500 (00:32:15). Rico loves to trash hotel rooms and not tip the cleaning service (00:34:20). Rico joins the show after it's discovered that he gets into Facebook Group beefs (00:36:45). Whitney thinks Dave should get a documentary like Alex Cooper (00:47:10). Dave announces The Internet Invitational (00:54:30).

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1:05.5	draft Kings Derby week is here I'm not going I'm picking up LEO after today I have a couple
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