Dave Landau Makes Us an Offer – February 17, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
- Dave Landau returns to the studio, WATP’s Karl with Stuttering John’s new bit & Bill Burr’s lazy podcast, Jesse Jackson’s complicated legacy, Shia LaBeouf beat up in New Orleans, and My Strange Addiction.
- Comedian Dave Landau sits in-studio with us today. Check out his upcoming tour dates.
- RIP Jesse Jackson. Donald Trump took an opportunity to take a shot at Barack Obama. To his credit, Jackson wasn’t a fan.
- DNA takes the center stage in the hunt for Nancy Guthrie.
- A transgender father in Rhode Island turned a gun on his family at a hockey game.
- Colin Gray is going down because of the actions of his turd son, Colt Gray.
- Shia LaBeouf has been terrorizing New Orleans all week long. He received quite the beating for his drunken antics.
- Jamie Kennedy rambles about ICE and celebrities to Jack Osbourne.
- Karl from WATP stops by to celebrate his release from YouTube jail, recap Stuttering John’s return to the internet, rip on Bill Burr’s Thursday show and more.
- Drew has thoughts on The Godfather since Robert Duvall’s passing.
- James Van Der Beek’s family is still fundraising. He apparently had a massive tax debt. JVDB totally nailed Katie Holmes. Stacy Keibler made his death all about her.
- Marc brings another round of My Strange Addiction to the show.
- Happy birthday to Mr. Tom Mazawey.
- We somehow still have merch. Buy it before it’s gone.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)
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| 0:00.0 | celebrating 10 years as a podcast it's the drew lane show he's got one of the biggest |
| 0:07.2 | audiences in the history of the world i mean this guy is unbelievable oh yeah and it's even |
| 0:15.4 | bigger today because dave landau's here with us hey dave hey how are you how are you? Just great, Mark Brandon, and we've got a, I've got a couple things to get to you real quickly here first, but I want to mention Hall Financial. Our presenting sponsor, if you want a free t-shirt from the podcast, you know what you do, you call Hall Financial. Take a look at your mortgage. You'll ask you a couple questions. They're looking to lower what is probably your biggest expense, the cost of your mortgage. And they've been successful in doing this with some of these people just calling for a t-shirt. So just to answer the questions, honestly. They have options available for refinances, too, with no closing costs. So call now, get your free shirt. 866 call. Call, I'll as the phone number you need to call. Tell them you are a podcast listener. And you can also go to callhallfirst.com slash Drew. First of all, oh, Dave, you got any upcoming gigs you need to mention? Let's see. The, what is it, the 18th? Is today the 18th technically? Close enough. |
| 1:11.2 | Yeah, so I'll be in Orchard. |
| 1:13.9 | No, I don't know. |
| 1:14.9 | Dang it. |
| 1:15.9 | I'll look it up for you. |
| 1:17.2 | Oh, God, I swear. |
| 1:18.6 | I remember the name. |
| 1:20.3 | Lake Orient. |
| 1:20.4 | Lake Orient. |
| 1:21.0 | 20 Front Street, Lake Orion. |
| 1:22.6 | That's right. |
| 1:23.3 | There you go. |
| 1:23.8 | And then April 11th, I'll be at the Roxy in Rochester. And then March, I think, five and six. I'm going to be at Big Tommy's and Novi. Six and seven. Six and seven. That's what I meant. How's Tommy's and Novi? I've never been there. It's good. He just does random comedy shows here and there. I just do it. It's not too far from home, so it's just cool to be home. It seems like a lot of people are doing that. They're just doing comedy here and there at their places, and some do really well. We do have an obituary today. Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. And, man, why does Trump have to, why can't he just say? |
| 2:02.7 | He's a good guy. |
| 2:03.8 | R.P. Jesse Jackson. |
| 2:05.6 | How did he get into Obama? |
| 2:07.9 | He had to point out that, yeah, Jesse, we're sorry he died. |
| 2:12.5 | Obama hated him, by the way. |
| 2:14.9 | Brock Hussein Obama hated him. |
| 2:17.4 | Oh, I'm sorry about that. No, he hated Barack Hussein Obama. I'm sorry. I got the other way around. And is that, that is true? It's a true. Yeah, it's true. Trump did say that on both sides where it's he really just can't get through a sentence and leave it at rest in peace. But seriously, Jesse Jackson hated Barack Obama? He did. He was caught off Mike, uh, trashing him. I think it was in 08, I want to say. But yeah, he was caught, or on a hot mic, I should say. On a hot mic, I believe he said he wanted to punch him in the face. But yeah, Jesse Jackson was going off. I don't know if you can find it. It was pretty |
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