Miss Fit toys.

Doug hates candy wrap or screaming baby sticky seeds with fifty

as it's popcorn curdles in his teeth.

There's still not one that we won't see because Doug loves movies.

Hey hey hey everybody.

My name is Doug.

Listen if you're gonna just fuck everything up thank you for letting me know right out of

the gate.

I'm not allowed to pause now without the audience just filling in what I was

gonna say. I should just come and sit up here quietly and people could yell

out the entire show. My name is Doug and I love movies.

That's how it goes. Now we're back. Oh my goodness it's so great to be back here.

The wise guys at the Gateway in Salt Lake City.

Oh always a good time every time we come here.

It's Saturday July 14th so congratulations to everyone for surviving Friday the 13th.

I don't know why that continues to be a superstition.

We all made it except for the campers at Cam Crystal Lake of course.

I just decided that I want to get two dogs and I'm gonna name one and the other one

Chi and then I'm gonna stand outside my house.

I got to get one of those two.

I'm gonna stand outside my house and when I yell for my dogs I'm gonna yell

because they're gonna be neighborhood dogs they can go wherever they want.

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