Mr. Toys

Where is it? Where are my words?

Here they are. We'll cut this part out.

Hey everybody. Before I go too far, I just feel a little bit off because Jordan isn't here tonight.

Yeah, I mean there's very lovely people in the front row instead of Jordan, but he tweeted me today that he wasn't going to be here.

So just everybody remember that if anything goes wrong tonight, it's because it's the first show that Jordan didn't come to.

I love movies. My name is Doug. This is Doug Hart's cinema coming to you from the UCP Theatre in Los Angeles on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2 Oceans 12.

Since last I spoke you listen. The cake from the show in Bloomington, Indiana did end up all over the street outside the comedy attic.

And I assume the possum got home safely. If you haven't heard that episode, that probably sounds pretty strange.

Baltimore, do you have your tickets? Does it scare anybody with that? Baltimore! Do you have your tickets to see Douglas Movie's live at the comedy factory on June 9th at 420?

Or do you have plans to watch the Belmont Stakes to see if I'll have another wins the triple crown?

You're not into that. Are you Baltimore? I don't remember seeing any of... I didn't remember seeing the Kentucky Derby on the wire.

Now it's time for... That's the only thing that ever happened in Baltimore, right? That in Barry Levinson movies. Who's calling me right now? Hang on just a second, you guys.

I can't believe it's someone calling me right now. Hey, what's up?

What?

To who?

Lonely? You got the wrong... You got the wrong number, man. You called the wrong podcast.

You're gonna fuck with Douglas Movie's podcast.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief, Tweet's about movies.

At Nicole Klepper, Tweeted, the balls are coming from inside the house.

Hashtag, dog in a horror film. This has been... Really? I really like that one.

This has been Tweet Relief, Tweet's about movies.

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