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That SEC Football Podcast

Dave Bartoo explains how Nick Saban coached Alabama out of title contention last season & why staying at 8 SEC games is the absolute best decision for the league

That SEC Football Podcast

Michael Bratton/SEC Mike

Sports, News, Football, Games, Leisure, Sports News

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

SEC Mike Bratton (@MichaelWBratton) and his Cousin Shane (@BigOrangeVolz) are joined by Dave Bartoo (@CFBMatrix) Cousin Lyle from Alaska offers to teach Cousin Shane some fat guy yoga (2:30), what’s the best position group per SEC team (3:30), Dave Bartoo aka the CFB Matrix joins the show (16:30), why the smart move for the SEC is to stay at 8 conference games (17:30), why staying at 8 games won’t hit the SEC with the Playoff committee — it will actually help the league (28:15), why college coaches chasing two points is stupid — Nick Saban did it and it cost Alabama a shot at a national title (36:30), why Mississippi State fans need to temper their expectations in Zach Arnett’s debut season (41:00), Bartoo doesn’t believe Arkansas upgraded its coaching staff this offseason (44:45), thoughts on Florida in Billy Napier’s second season (48:00), will Texas A&M bounce back after a nightmare season? (50:30), can LSU realistically win the national championship? (53:00) Advertising inquiries: thatsecpodcast@gmail.com Call In Line: (615) 965-5152 All show music comes via Nashville band Crimson Calamity; check out their work by clicking the link below:  https://open.spotify.com/artist/29HGeJEcYHBJlyt4xIcLBw?si=GJoEOr0YSoeqWkrjhCc0Ug Donate to cousin Shane’s beer fund via CashApp: $thatSECpodcast We have t-shirts for sale! Check out our merchandise store featuring shirts, hoodies, stickers, coffee mugs, pillows, phone cases and more: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thatsecpodcast?ref_id=19055

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Oh, welcome in the latest episode of that SEC podcast. I'm your host, Michael Bretton. I go by SEC Michael Twitter, and I'm joined as always by my cousin, Shay.

0:50.0

Who goes by big orange balls on Twitter? What do you do? You make Tennessee Homer?

0:58.0

Hey, baby, what's going on? Oh, man, we got a great show lined up here, Shay. One of my favorites, Dave Bartu, the CFB Matrix.

1:10.0

Man, is he entertaining? He tells stories with numbers and little backstory, Shay. I don't want to reveal too much because we had a conversation off-air.

1:19.0

He and I, as soon as we got done with the conversation, and he said, damn, as soon as I heard you curse, I opened up and I started letting the profanities fly.

1:29.0

So I was like, okay, I should have let him know right off the top that it's okay to curse on this show. But, you know, a great conversation with Dave is always.

1:37.0

Yeah, you can always tell when we got a new guest on it takes a little while to warm up, you know, like, that's why I'm always afraid that when we went, we did media days that, you know, we went to a couple radio shows.

1:49.0

And the whole time, I'm like, don't say it because we're don't say it because we're so I'm like, I'm all bottled up like really thinking about what I want to say.

1:56.0

So I don't say it because we're all on, you know, I don't want to cancel them. I don't know how that works.

2:00.0

But, but yeah, we cancel, we, we definitely cussle this dev show. I can guarantee it probably more than we should.

2:07.0

My mom, let's me know that we go a little too far sometimes, my cousin shade is not paying any radio stations FCC violations. I can promise you that.

2:17.0

No, Howard Stern would be proud.

2:21.0

Well, Shay, like I said, we're going to get into team previews next week. We're going to start that very much looking forward to that.

2:28.0

But we got again, like I said, we got day bar to terrific guest lined up. We got a great hot line question as well.

2:35.0

We actually got two, one, one's not a questions, one's more of a comment here. So hit us up on that hot line at 615-965-5152.

2:47.0

And that's in the show notes. If you want to hit us up at any time to ask a question, comment, concern, whatever you got for us.

2:53.0

But let's kick it over, Shay, this first one's, this was too good not to play from cousin Lyle, up there in Alaska. He's a big razor back man. He's got, he's trying to give a helping hand on cousin Shane.

3:07.0

This is your cousin Lyle in Alaska. He's a razor back fan. Also, I'm a yoga teacher. So if you ever want to get on with some yoga, along with you walking through the FCC football season, give a brother shout, I can help you out with some fat guy yoga.

3:27.0

Woo, damn pig.

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