Welcome back to the Spin Cycle podcast.

It's not Kaylee Frets, it's Johnny Long in the hot seat.

And today on the show, The Criterium to Dauphinate began with a bang.

Demi Vollering got herself in a little bit of trouble.

Luke Roe is bearing his soul.

And should we just get rid of sprint stages entirely?

They're the big questions.

Let's get on with the show.

Right, Dane Cash, welcome to the show.

I like that you're starting off with that spicy anti-sprinter take there, Johnny.

I've been sitting on it for a while and the boss is potentially away this week, hovering.

Yeah.

I don't think he would disagree, actually.

I feel like he would be on board.

No, he actually wrote that in his article yesterday, so I don't think he would be on your side.

Look at that. We've assimilated. Only one of us is necessary. When the big cuts come

with the AI takeover, we can have half a job each. Kit Nicholson, we heard your voice. So welcome

back to the show. Yeah, I've got to behave myself because I am technically hosting this show,

which is a shame. So I've got to put my adult clothes on and my adult voice.

But let's start with that opening stage of the dofinae, which I didn't see coming. I don't

if you guys saw coming, but if anyone else didn't witness it, could someone tell me what we

saw if it's possible to put into words? Yeah, well, I mean, I was deep in a tour of Britain rap thinking,

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