Daughter “Steals” a Credit Card for What?!

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🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A dad absolutely loses it when his daughter admits to stealing her sister’s credit card for a very questionable purchase—until mom jumps in and somehow makes it worse.

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0:39.3	This is one of those you do all the work phone taps. I love this. Me too. This is an interesting one. Listen to this. Tell them all about it, scary. So we got an email from Janine who just started dating this guy named Geraldo. and she thought that if she called her dad and told him that she stole her sister's credit
0:56.3	card to buy sex toys, he'd go ballistic.
0:59.5	Janine's mom also thought this would be hilarious, so she got in on the action, too.
1:03.5	So the first call starts with Janine, and in the second call, her mom takes over, both phone-tapping
1:08.8	dad.
1:12.0	Hello. Hi, Dad.
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