Dating Michael Jordan, Larry David, and a $6K Dating App Fail (w/ Garcelle Beauvais)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Actress Garcelle Beauvais (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) joins Nicole to discuss dating the likes of Michael Jordan, Larry David, and Eddie Murphy. She shares her experience working at a Playboy club under a fake ID, and the time she accidentally spent $6,000 on a dating app, without landing a single date. Nicole and Garcelle fantasize about a world with Yelp-style reviews for dating.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! you date me? Please tell me why. Ohhh! |
| 0:15.0 | Tell me why! |
| 0:17.0 | Oh! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh! |
| 0:19.0 | Oh! |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Day Me, a podcast where |
| 0:27.1 | me Nokil buyer was trying to figure out why I was single for so long even though you could you could come all over a painting and say it's a Jackson |
| 0:39.3 | Pollock I might have done that one already I don't know that one sounded kind of familiar. |
| 0:45.2 | Anyway, my guest today is a talented actress and TV star that you've seen on the |
| 0:50.9 | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills coming to America and Spider-Man |
| 0:55.6 | Homecoming. |
| 0:57.3 | She served as executive producer of impactful lifetime movies like the award-winning Black |
| 1:02.2 | Girl Missing and our latest project tempted by for the |
| 1:05.0 | life time movies like the award-winning black girl missing |
| 1:03.0 | and our latest project tempted by love. |
| 1:05.0 | I am so thrilled she's here |
| 1:08.0 | and we had one scene together in survival of the thickest |
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