Dating fails with 2 comedians
Close Friends: The Podcast
Lucy Mountain, Tara Margulies & Sarah Barrington
4.9 • 523 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, we have two comedians on the show... plus two guests joining Lucy and Sarah! We’re talking dating fails with two real life men. Ali and Tom are stand up comedians from the London circuit, the hosts of ‘All I Do is Fail’ podcast and most recently, lockdown TikTok influencers.
We chat about the ick, height differences and Sarah’s massive crush on Ali.
As always, this episode is best served with wine + an open mind!
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Find our guests at:
@aidifpod
@tomelwes
@aliwoodsgigs
and ‘All I Do Is Fail Podcast’
Contact us:
closefriendsthepodcast@gmail.com
Follow us:
@lucymountain
@sarahb.london
@movewithtara
@closefriendspodcast
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello friends, pull up a chair, grab your wine. |
| 0:11.2 | You are listening to the Close Friends podcast, where we hit record on our in real life |
| 0:15.4 | conversations as friends, trying to be adults, but also trying to have a fucking good time. |
| 0:20.4 | This week, I'm your host host sarah and i'm joined |
| 0:22.7 | as ever by lucy hi and tara's sacked us off so fuck her um also shirley's not here she's still |
| 0:30.6 | stuck in the the post office this is exactly what's about to say we've lost shirley for good |
| 0:36.2 | um shirley our stuff steak is sadly absent and might never be returned. So, fuck you, Lucy, as well. You don't love her and it's just awful. It's really awful. You know what? I don't love her. I'm going to say it here on the podcast. I don't love Shirley. If you're confused about who Shirley is as well, please watch the Shirley highlight |
| 0:55.7 | on our Instagram, close friends of the podcast. Thank you. And follow us as well. Thanks. |
| 0:59.5 | Do follow us, because we see you snakes out there who are stalking us and not following. |
| 1:03.9 | You're really bitter about that. Sarah sends me screenshots of how many followers we have |
| 1:08.2 | versus how many story views we're getting. Sarah's really cut up |
| 1:11.9 | about the people that don't follow. I just like analytics. Okay, hold up. I've got our close friend |
| 1:17.1 | of the week though. This one is called Idols by Haley Turner, four. Thank you very much, Haley. |
| 1:23.1 | Five stars. Thank you so much for making this epic podcast so funny and eye-opening. |
| 1:27.4 | Feel like I'm in the conversation with you so, so good. How lovely. Thank you so much for making this epic podcast so funny and eye opening. Feel like I'm in the conversation with you. So, so good. How lovely. Thank you very much, |
| 1:32.2 | Haley. We love and appreciate you. Thank you, Haley. Lucy, what is in store for this week's |
| 1:39.5 | episode? So we have a chaotic episode, which we've spent like 45 minutes trying to set up at this point. |
| 1:46.6 | We have two comedians on the podcast today. I'd like to introduce to you, Ali. |
| 1:52.7 | Hello, it's me. Thanks so much for having me on this podcast. Oh, that's okay, Ali. |
| 2:00.2 | You're regular listener listener aren't you |
| 2:01.4 | i'm a i'm a i'm a close chum or whatever you just said and tom hello so ali and tom are |
| 2:08.1 | comedians and also influencers now but they do have their own podcast called i'm trying to i'm |
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