Dating During Distancing

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 29.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Uncertain and scary times are among us, but we're still going to bring you humor, "hot takes", and dating discussions while also approaching the situation seriously and offering insight on how to help. In our first official "pandemic episode", we're chatting about the current state of dating during social distancing from unexpected breakups to exes/former flames crawling back with apologies and booty calls. We're also making predictions about what "our new normal" means for couples, app dating, fuckboys, and more. AND we're sharing the ridiculous Pandemic Pickup Lines our lady listeners have been receiving. Enjoy and stay safe! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: BioClarity: Get 15% off everything at bioclarity.com with code GGE at checkout. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com promo code GGE for free shipping. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge now to get 15% off your first purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And I think that these real fuck boys, like the ones that are like,
0:03.2	get it in all the time, are gonna start to lose their fucking minds.
0:06.6	They're gonna be like, walking around the streets,
0:08.6	like the walking dead, you fall sacks full of comm.
0:11.8	Just like, huh, huh, gotta put it in someone, huh.
0:16.3	Hi guys.
0:30.8	Welcome back to another episode of Girl's Gotta Eat.
0:34.8	Our very first remote episode, our very first quarantine pandemic,
0:40.0	coronavirus, COVID-19, end of the world episode.
0:45.9	Wow, that was really nicely done.
0:49.2	We are from a Zoom chat.
0:51.6	So if you like the audio, we don't know what to do.
0:55.0	I'm doing our best.
0:56.2	Blame Corona.
0:57.2	I am really faced with having to look at my ugly face for the entirety of this episode.
1:02.2	I've never been this heavier pale in my whole life.
1:04.8	Listen, you're doing amazing, sweetie.
1:06.7	All right, well, here we are.
1:11.0	Did you ever think that we would be recording not together on this Zoom?
1:15.8	I'm recording.
1:16.8	I never knew anybody.
1:18.8	This is gonna happen.
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