Dating Corner: A Courting Conundrum
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of the Crunch, the boys answer dating questions, such as something related to Crab Rangoon... and people not knowing how to buck up and communicate!
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| 0:00.0 | When the first one comes to me, I would say, ask her out, see what she says. |
| 0:03.3 | And then when the second guy comes to me, I would say, ask her out, see what she says. |
| 0:06.9 | And then if the second one says, but, but, but Carl just asked her out, say, I don't care. |
| 0:13.6 | They're not boyfriend and girlfriend. |
| 0:15.1 | Ask her out. See what she says. |
| 0:17.0 | She'll date the, whichever one of you that she likes. |
| 0:19.9 | There's probably neither of you. |
| 0:22.5 | Real. |
| 0:23.6 | Honestly, it's like these types of things are just not a big deal because there's this idea amongst men that women are like incapable of making complex decisions. |
| 0:34.6 | And so it's like, well, only one of us can go and talk to her. |
| 0:38.1 | Because women can only handle being courted by one man at a time and it's like |
| 0:43.5 | no she can she can deal with it she'll figure it out she'll figure it out you |
| 0:48.9 | know so like stop she's making the decision for her you know like that's kind of a |
| 0:53.6 | weird honestly problematic. |
| 0:56.5 | This is... |
| 0:57.0 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:58.2 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:58.5 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:58.7 | I'm not, I... |
| 0:59.7 | All right. |
| 1:03.6 | You came to the right place, you ding-dong. |
| 1:06.3 | It's called communication, baby. |
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