So I'm here with Tom Rosenberg of fly fishing fame and on Tom I wanted to start by asking you the question that's on the flyfishing world's mind

What does Tom Rosenbauer look for in a woman?

Very, very wiggly.

Uh, okay.

I guess I'm not sure I completely understand what you mean.

Can you sort of describe them?

They're kind of triangular shaped.

Triangular and wiggly.

Okay, I got it.

So that's their physical appearance.

Is there anything about their personality that you look for specifically?

I'm going to pick the best or the funniest or whatever and then I'm going to pick one at random.

Just somebody at random? I would think you'd be a little more

discerning than that I guess. They're all fun to play with and you know anything will work.

Why would you pick the best and funniest and somebody at random?

I don't understand.

I'm going to pick one at random too, so you have two chances of winning.

Oh, winning, huh? Okay, think highly of ourselves, I guess.

All right, so you've got the best funniest wiggly triangular woman and in a random person.

What are you bringing on these dates, Tom?

A magic feather?

Right, yeah, of course.

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