Dating A Dummy

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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A survey asked people to share the moment they realized " I think my significant other might be an idiot"...And we gathered the most hilarious responses to share with you!

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0:31.1	Brooke, I'm going to ask you a question.
0:33.0	And I want you to try to be honest with your answer here.
0:36.5	I'm always honest with you, Jeff.
0:37.8	Would you say your husband, Michael, married you for your looks or for your personality?
0:44.6	Ooh, you have to choose one.
0:46.3	Oh, I think it's always personality with me.
0:48.8	What?
0:49.3	Oh, no.
0:50.0	Sorry, the correct answer is he married you for your money.
0:53.3	Yeah, that's what I was thinking. you for your money. Your money.
0:55.8	Luckily for Michael, Brooke also is a fairly decent looking person, at least during the months that she chooses to shower.
1:02.4	That's the nicest compliment you've ever given me.
1:05.0	And we know because the textwork blows up when Brooke showers.
1:07.8	Wow.
1:08.3	She's beautiful.
1:09.4	And she has a moderately functional brain up there too.
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