Date Yo Mama

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.3	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.3	And the subject is too fake and phony for me.
0:14.3	All right?
0:14.6	Too fake and phony for me.
0:16.2	We'll get into that in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call. What you got for is neff? I don't know how clearly I can see it, but let me try it like this. I want to date your mama. What? What? Dog. Wait, what? You didn't hear it. Okay. Let me say it again because you didn't hear it. I want to date your mama.
0:38.4	No.
0:39.3	So you're putting somebody's son and telling them that?
0:43.1	But I want to date your mama.
0:45.2	Okay.
0:45.9	And you're telling them like that.
0:48.5	Hey.
0:48.9	Hey.
0:49.9	I want to date your mama.
0:51.4	All right.
0:52.2	All right.
0:53.8	Mamas need love too. There's a lot of mama's out here in their 60s. Need some love. Okay. Hey man, my mom in his 60s, dog. You can't say that. You want me to say it again? Do you want me to say it again? Say it no. Close your eyes with your mom in your mind. Close your eyes. I'm not. Not. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. You're not going to say it while you got your eyes. your mom in your mind close eye with your mom in your mind close eyes with your mind
1:13.3	and I'm gonna say it while you got your eyes
1:14.5	I want to date your mama
1:15.6	that is crazy
1:21.1	and you know it's crazy
1:22.2	how do you think y'all got here
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