Date Yo Mama

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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A new member of the church wants to date a young man's mother and is doing what he must to make it happen.

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0:00.0	Coming up at the top of the hour guys right about four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter and oh Lord it's a good one subject my old man and his old lady
0:09.7	I'll say it again my old man and his old lady that is the subject.
0:15.0	Uh-huh. Right now though nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call
0:19.8	which you got king of pranks. I want to date your mama oh what I want to date your mama I want to date
0:28.6	your mama you got to believe in it called I want to date your mama. Let's run it. Here it is.
0:35.0	Hello? I'm trying to reach Miss Burns. This is James. This is her son.
0:41.0	How you doing man? My name is Gordon.
0:44.0	Gordon's shit.
0:45.0	I just recently joined the church man within the last month and I was trying to get in touch with
0:48.8	with Miss Byrne.
0:49.6	One of the members gave me a number but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number, I guess.
0:54.0	Is this a home number or what is this?
0:56.0	Hold up, who is this again?
0:59.0	My name is Gordon.
1:00.0	Gordon, I'm a new member at the church.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:04.5	Is this your number?
1:06.3	Yeah, man, this is my phone number.
1:07.5	I'm James, I'm my son.
1:09.2	Oh, that's your mom.
1:10.0	Okay, that's your mother.
1:11.0	Right.
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