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In local news, crab appellians turned out in force.

For yesterday's education department election, with almost 133 crab appellians going to the polls,

it marks the largest turnout for any election in

crabapple history. Debbie Dublas walks away victorious with 122 of the 133 votes. While Debbie has

many crab appellians support, some citizens found her a controversial choice after she was accused

of starting a gonorrhea outbreak on her block.

Debbie wasted no time celebrating her victory.

She had this to say to her supporters on her social media this morning.

I am fucking horny, goddammit.

I am trying to wear some slutty man like a combination, butt plug and backpack.

Like, just shove that boner up my butthole and jump on my back,

because we got chores to do and you're buying me lunch, bitch.

Please book a cameo.

Linkin' bio.

This is the third time Debbie has run for president of Crab Apple's Education Department.

While she won last election cycle, a judge ruled she would be unable to serve in that position

after she admitted being in a thruple with two high school students.

Along with her cameo, Debbie announced that she'll be minting the double D meme coin.

She encouraged supporters, especially her elderly supporters, to dump as much of their retirement

fund as possible into this non-securitized currency that has almost no value.

Debbie explained this was not a grift, but simply a way for people to support a cause that

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