Date Night | Bein' Ian with Jordan #172

Bein' Ian with Jordan

Ian Fiance

Comedy

4.6 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Mommy & Daddy go solo this week to talk all things LOVE and how much they both suck at it. It's a real "will they/won't they". They won't. Plus, guest producer Patrick guides them through multiple dating scenarios. Sub to the Patreon for early episode access and bonus Patreon only episodes/content: https://www.patreon.com/BeinIanpod IAN FIDANCE | WILD HAPPY & FREE | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:https://youtube.com/watch?v=-30PenMy1O8 JORDAN JENSEN | DEATH CHUNK: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ytsilX-QL3s&t=2s Podcast Merch Here!: https://www.coldcutsmerch.com/collections/bein-ian-with-jordan-podcast - Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/IAN #rulapod -F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code FIENDCLUB15 at https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/FIENDCLUB15 #theperfectjeanpod - Download Cash App Today https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/jy7kvwno #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Follow Jordan Jensen: @jordanjensenlolstophttps://instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstopSee Jordan Live! - https://punchup.live/jordanjensen Follow Ian on Twitter, Twitch, and Instagram: @ianimal69https://instagram.com/ianimal69/See Ian Live! - https://punchup.live/ianfidance Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to Bein Ian with Jordan on all platforms! Produced by: James Webb https://instagram.com/thechicagopro/ Intro song: “Bein Ian with Jordan” by Wesley Schultz and Ian Fidance Outro song: Title Holder “It Doesn’t Matter” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Telling jokes and having smokes,
0:04.0	riding bikes all through the night.
0:07.0	It's a wild ride when you're being in.
0:12.0	Coffee ice no matter what.
0:17.0	Now you know he likes it in the butt.
0:20.0	It's a wild ride
0:22.4	When you're being in
0:24.4	Being in
0:26.3	And life is shit
0:28.6	But you're positive
0:29.5	Let's find out what it's like to live
0:33.0	Alive
0:34.3	Being in
0:36.2	Being in With Jordan Alive being Ian Being Ian
0:38.2	With Jordan
0:39.1	I'm
0:42.1	Those pretzels in your fridge are fucked up
0:47.3	They're good, right?
0:48.9	I put them in the fridge
0:50.4	Because it makes them better
0:51.4	It's really good
0:52.2	Mm-hmm chilled pretzels
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