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🗓️ 27 July 2025
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Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...
From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more
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0:00.0 | Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl. |
0:05.0 | This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020. |
0:10.9 | The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one. |
0:16.1 | If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal. |
0:18.7 | We pick two characters from the star wars databank and then |
0:21.6 | make up a deadly fight between them pain shame and comedy ensue yes we hope you enjoy the jokes we |
0:28.5 | made on purpose and the random comments about the future of star wars which are now hilariously |
0:33.8 | outdated so with no further ado here is Databank Brawl Rewind. |
0:48.0 | As Obi-1-Kinobie once said, hello there, and welcome to Databank Brawl, the podcast where we |
0:53.4 | learn about Star Wars characters, discuss our feelings about those characters, and then make them fight for our amusement, and hopefully yours. |
1:01.7 | I am your host. My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. There are an insane number of wonderful guests here at the recording table with me. |
1:09.4 | First off, making a return appearance here on |
1:11.5 | Databank bra. We have a little splash of whiskey. Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah, it's good to be back. |
1:16.0 | And, of course, that is the dulcet tones of Ken Nabsock, the always guest of Databanky. |
1:22.4 | Always guest. Permanent guest. The permanent guest. I've just locked in here. |
1:27.3 | You're locked in. |
1:28.1 | The show would not be what it is without your magic. It's like an artist in residence. Yeah, it's just terrible, but he never graduates fully. It's terrible. It's awful, but it is... Glad to be here, though. Awesome, of course, to have you here. and we have a returning from last week when she was a guest on |
1:45.2 | our wonderful touching tatoine nights episode audrey curns is back thanks for having me back |
1:50.9 | absolutely thank you for being here i've been thinking about that all week our touching touching |
1:55.2 | it was beautiful it was sublova versus shmee and oh a, a thing of beauty. And finally, a returning guest, super funny human being and one of our favorite people to talk to here on Forest Center. It's Mike Black. We did it, everyone. We did it. We're back. We introduced everyone. All your calls and letters. Finally got me back on the show. I was, I did, I don't know what I did. |
2:15.8 | I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did. No, something on Twitter a few weeks ago. Joseph had posted something and you had my name. And then someone said, I don't know, I swear, I just want to let you to know, I don't know who this person is, but they said, bring Audrey back to database. Nice. And I was like, oh my gosh, that's my one fan. |
2:16.6 | I've got a fan. |
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