DATABANK BRAWL REWIND - Porg on a Blurgg v Vulptex on a Veractyl - EP 120

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🗓️ 3 May 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...

From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more!

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0:00.0	Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl.
0:05.0	This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020.
0:10.9	The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one.
0:16.1	If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal.
0:18.7	We pick two characters from the Star Wars Databank and then make up a deadly
0:22.7	fight between them. Pain, shame,
0:25.1	and comedy ensue.
0:26.5	Yes, we hope you enjoy the jokes we made
0:28.8	on purpose and the random
0:30.8	comments about the future of Star Wars, which
0:32.7	are now hilariously outdated.
0:35.0	So with no further ado, here is
0:36.9	Databank Brawl Rewan.
0:51.7	As Obi-1, Kenobi once said, hello there, and welcome to Datamank Ball, the podcast where we learn about Star Wars characters, discuss them, share our little feelings, and make them fight.
1:02.7	Make those characters fight for our amusement and yours.
1:06.5	I am your host. My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. With me, as always, is Ken Napsock. Sir, I am happy to be here. It is my vow to you that I leave Tarascazi out of this fight. It's fair. You know, I brought it up one week. You brought it up the next week. And if it gets brought up this week, it just can't be by either you or I. What's funny is I never played that game. I did. Oh, for many hours. Many hours, I've vaguely frustrated by almost Mortal Kombat Star Wars. Anyway, we have a great guest returning from last week. Ashcrossing is back. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to say something so weird again. Your voices did it. We had to bring you back.
1:46.6	Oh, no. Yeah, I might ask you to do some more voices. I literally like, it's sweaty when you're like,
1:51.0	do a voice. I'm like, oh, no, no, I can't. But you can. But you can't. Uh, no. You can't.
1:57.6	You can. You can. I can't. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I can. i can i'll stop now my middle name is
2:04.3	alan so i'm my kenneth allen napsok can oh wow you're can oh wow yeah amazing you're act
2:11.8	ash ash ash you're like kathy having a bad day day? Exactly. Okay, good to know. I'm jazz. Anyway. Oh, that's really cool. Yeah. Well, no. No. It's me. It can only be so cool. There's a limit. I hit the ceiling. You, Ash, can bring up Taras Kasi this week if you want to. I will leave that up to you.
2:35.2	I'm going to say neither can or I can. Okay. But you can. Okay. You can. An experience point she has to spend in our... That's right. Exactly. Exactly. I like it. And we have some alcohol. It's okay. It'll be fine. We just like to be honest with our audience.
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