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🗓️ 16 November 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...
From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020. |
| 0:10.9 | The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one. |
| 0:16.1 | If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal. |
| 0:18.7 | We pick two characters from the star wars databank and then |
| 0:21.6 | make up a deadly fight between them pain shame and comedy ensue yes we hope you enjoy the jokes we |
| 0:28.5 | made on purpose and the random comments about the future of star wars which are now hilariously |
| 0:33.8 | outdated so with no further ado here is Databank Brawl Rewan. |
| 0:42.9 | As Obi-1-Kinobie once said, hello there, and welcome to Data Bank Brawl, the podcast |
| 0:51.8 | where we learn about Star Wars characters, discuss them, share our feelings about those characters, and then make them fight for our amusement, and also yours. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm your host. My name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me, as always, is both Whiskey and Ken Napsock in around the same amount. |
| 1:09.5 | An equal amount. I'm so happy to be equal to this excellent |
| 1:13.7 | jamison IPA that was really is lovely yeah smack in my lips it's very delicious hmm going |
| 1:20.3 | going going flavor crazy over this uh so uh it'll be an extra fun episode infused with IPA jamison |
| 1:27.3 | if you'd like to drink along or have some apple juice, whatever. |
| 1:30.7 | You know, we've had a really great run of Databank brawes where we've had a bunch of really cool guests. |
| 1:35.7 | We had many of the members, cast members of Hyper RPGs, pencils and Parsecs. |
| 1:41.5 | Then we had the fellows from the great podcast Star Wars Minute. |
| 1:44.4 | Now we are back to Datamank Brawl Basics, just us in a little sip of something to just go crazy with some weirdos. |
| 1:52.6 | Absolutely. |
| 1:53.5 | And us being the primary weirdos, let's take it to some strange places. |
| 1:58.6 | Yeah. |
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