Our ancestor was an animal which breathed water, had a swim bladder, a great swimming tail, an imperfect skull, and undoubtedly was a hermaphrodite.

Here is a pleasant genealogy for mankind. Charles Darwin.

In the ancient city of Eurek, there was a king named Gilgamesh, though this king was no normal man, he was more God than man.

King Gilgamesh was volatile and untamed.

He would steal brides on their wedding night before the groom could consummate the wedding.

He was a terror to his people.

The gods were displeased with this king.

He needed to be tamed.

He needed a helper.

So the gods made another man, a man fit to balance the God man king.

This man would be more beast than man.

He would live outside the city with the wild gazelles.

His name was Inky-Dew. He was also a terror to the people.

Men would set traps for game to feed the people of the city, and this beast man would free the animals,

frustrating their hunting.

A woman from the temple was sent to Inkyu. the animals, frustrating their hunting.

A woman from the temple was sent to Inkydew, with the goal to seduce him.

She was successful in her attempts.

Afterward, the wild beasts rejected Inkydew.

We could no longer dwell beyond the walls of Europe.

Inkydew entered the city and found King Gilgamesh up to his normal activities of causing General

Mayam amongst the people.

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