Yes, welcome to another edition of Open Goals, Bugs Bar Holt and Chess.

Two absolute heroes of the day, Cy, isn't it?

Yes, Darren Conall and Gary Falls.

Two the best meetings of Scotland.

Look, they would have came, prepared.

What's your glove fit?

It does fit.

Would you scalp arms, then, then?

Get your fart on it.

We are allowed to say that.

Do you mind if I get a wee smell of him?

Aye.

Leitex.

Who's been used before?

Oh, fuck.

It's my ass.

Scary movie.

What's strange is he's pulled him out your Daz bag? Yeah, I think I shoot. Is that his Daz bag? That's my bag. Alright. I shoot the gloves man with that shirt. No, you do. It goes with that shirt. Is a glove fit? Remember that? It's a wee bit like a, is it Paul Blart, Malkot? Have you you putting the club's wound? Me, I'm just shite myself, stop talking to me. You don't want to speak? I don't like to talk to it. By the way, how are you with spicy hot food? Cabanara. Is that your hot, you know? I like spicy food. Do you, mate? What's the towel for? Because when they sweat the napkins are pure shite, so I just thought I'd bring my own towel.

Have you done research on it? Have you looked into past episodes? Yep. I was googling shit. I took a swig of olive oil before I came here supposedly. Oh yeah, bastard. Lines of stomach. Wow. Does that help? Hopefully. Do we get you? Do you some? Can I get it olive oil, mate?

I'm going to go and get some, get the wings up.

Are you going to get some olive oil?

No, you know, you can't have done any that. Once you're here, you're here, there's no. You can't be getting in. What was your morning routine? I should have a brush my teeth. By the way, I've been on the podcast but you were not on it at the time, right?

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