Darrell Hammond
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy
4.7 • 12.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time. |
| 0:10.0 | Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is |
| 0:13.6 | then sweaty armpits because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps |
| 0:17.9 | and heath and you get to the top and you're like and then you can see the breath |
| 0:21.6 | but then your nose is still freezing to touch. |
| 0:25.0 | Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks. |
| 0:30.1 | So I was selling my house Dana and we had an offer and the guy goes uh we'll give you half |
| 0:37.7 | cash and half bitcoins. Oh interesting. Yeah. Oh my sons would say take it. I know but I got |
| 0:45.7 | scared. I wouldn't take a little bit in bitcoins but I don't know because then it got in like |
| 0:50.2 | we can get you a condo in the metaverse. A really good one that's just being built. I'm like |
| 0:55.7 | right. I know the metaverse. I'm in the good street in the metaverse. Are we behind or what? |
| 1:01.0 | We've got to get in the metaverse. I feel stupid. I live in the regular verse. I know this physical |
| 1:05.5 | world is kind of a drag. I just want to put the goggles on. Sit back, lie it up something, |
| 1:10.8 | have a little liquid encouragement and just live my life. Yeah. I'm getting stressed every day. |
| 1:16.3 | But I do like seeing you in the Wall Street Journal. I you know I read a lot of newspapers online |
| 1:22.0 | and I see your face in David's Bade sales and then it's just this gigantic number. |
| 1:30.3 | It's a new world when everyone knows the square footage of your house and they walk through it |
| 1:33.6 | and they go oh so that's where you sleep. That's where you eat your carrots. It's just |
| 1:38.4 | definitely weird and then everyone goes how's the house going on the strangers on the street. |
| 1:41.6 | Yeah. Did a visual tour of your house. I got a gross. Hey you know the premise of people in |
| 1:48.0 | show business is that all of us have the exact same goal to be as famous as possible. Sick. |
| 1:54.3 | Like that is our goal. I'm senior Rommage lately. You know my son I still get this. I've been in |
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