Hi, hello, my fellow football American Super Bowl 60s, all set, Seahawks, Patriots, excited to talk about that, but the majority of the conversation, it seems, is about the weather conditions at the AFC title game. What happened to you people? Okay, it snowed, and I heard it was also windy. I don't get it, just a few weeks ago, I can swear I heard you singing about how you wanted to let it snow, let it snow. Now all of a sudden you're Millie Vanilly in winter, blaming it on the snow? As you may have noticed, that game sucked before it started coming down. By the way, I don't mean to hurt anybody on either side's feelings, but if Bo Nix had played, Denver obviously wins that game. Either way, everyone watches Thousand Pound Sisters, right? Right. Well, as you know then, Amy's getting married and she wants the ceremony to be haunted. Ghosts for bridesmaids. Not people dressed its ghosts, mind you. Ghosts. Now, Tammy doesn't want a ghost. She thinks it's sacrilegious and more to the point too weird,

and I agree with that, but Amy's the one with the ring on her finger. You don't get to tell her

about her wedding. And that's what Homefield advantage is. Getting home field is a big reward for a big

season long achievement. It was 82 and Sunny in Jacksonville on Sunday. If the Jags had the number

one seat, it would

have been hot for the visitors. Is that unfair? The 99 Rams were ideally constructed to play

under a dome, as their nickname Greatest Show on Turf indicated. I bet the Brownie Bucks didn't

like playing under that dome. In fact, you might go so far as to say they felt disadvantaged. Are we also throwing

out the results of the ice bowl? I mean, there's a pretty good case Bart Starr scored on that

QB sneak only because it was slippy at. Maybe they're right though. That green wall in Boston's

ballpark is tall. The rough at Oakmont is rough. Maybe football fans should keep it down a little too. We don't want to distract those guys out there

Who needs actual empathy when you express your concern for a multi-millionaire who's chilly?

What are we talking about? People are complaining about obstacles to success?

Half the guys out there are paid to be human obstacles

They chase you around and everything.

You know what? I've had it. I've got to go get some earmuff, ski pants and bubble wrap. Let's chop, chop, and start the show.

Yes, hi, and hello, and welcome to Super Bowl 60, my fellow football Americans.

Welcome to Football America.

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Get ready for lots and lots of references to Malcolm Butler.

Get ready, San Francisco and Santa Clara.

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