While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Faloo from the fridge because Pettif

Fettif

Bue! Mom says that Pettifiloo is made with calcium and

vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

No. creepy. been legends in the world. Whether these stories truly happened or are simply

publications is for you to decide. These stories may contain graphic depictions of violence and explicit language.

Listener discretion is advised. Creepy presents,

presents, Darkling Children,

Written by Joshua Bryant,

and narrated by Need to Fort.

I remember my dad in the backyard chopping wood,

that repetitive sound so seamless it was as if my dad was back there trying to make music.

I could hear it from my bedroom, and I would stop whatever I was doing when he started and listen until he finished.

Sometimes I would lay in bed and close my eyes.

Other times, I would pace the length of my bedroom without thought and without any tangible purpose.

Just listening.

I remember so vividly the last time I did this.

It was a couple days past Christmas and I was well into my winter break.

Outside it was freezing, but in my room it was that pleasant sort of temperature somewhere between

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