Here's something that will blow you away, heat pumps, the low carbon future of home heating,

and now is the perfect time to upgrade with a 7,500 pound government grind.

And if you get yours from British gas, we guarantee you will heat your home to your perfect temperature,

or your money back.

And what's more, we won't be beating on price.

So it's British gas, heat pumps, exclusions and conditions apply.

Government grind subject to eligibility.

Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves.

They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school,

and were each others first kiss.

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account.

If they aren't working for you anymore, maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

Before we get into this next story, I want to thank Tara, Kiran, and phosphorus art for joining my Patreon.

Your support goes a long way. For all of you who would like to gain access to my bonus episodes as well,

head on over to my Patreon page at patreon.com slash drno sleep.

Thanks again, now time for the story.

I've spent a lot of time surfing the web over the course of the pandemic.

Even after the restrictions started lightening up,

I found that I didn't really want to go out much anymore.

I've made some good friends in chat forums over the course of the lockdown.

One person, a guy named Sean, has become one of my best friends.

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