Um, hi, you little weirdo.

Oh my God, shut the fuck up. Don't tell everybody. Don't tell anybody what I did.

Taylor spiraled on me.

I'm a spiral or what do you want?

But you know not to spiral on me.

You know that I...

If there's anyone who I don't have to spiral about,

it's absolutely you. And I know that. And I know that. And you are so wonderful and

you're so reassuring. But some...

This is a thing, though, is this was like not a spiral in a vacuum.

Like, you were literally here and I didn't text you once.

That's fucking crazy.

No, this is what happened.

Okay.

So I guess on Thursday or Friday, I don't know.

Like, when I got back from New York, okay, I would, they, I was scheduled from morning tonight. It's like interviews doing things. Like I didn't have, we didn't even get to do the good, the bad the baby last week. I have to do two this week to make up for it. Oh, shut up. Oh, like beyond slammed. Yes. And so like I saw that you texted me being like, I'm so sorry that I didn't get to see you in New York. I'm such an idiot. I had no idea you were even here, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, whatever. Like, literally. Yeah, saw it, said whatever. And then kept it moving. Yeah, like, I don't care. I'm like, we'd already discussed it ahead of time that we weren't going to get to see each other. We did, but we also kind of left it like, well, maybe they'll be whatever. Yeah, no, whatever. So I like didn't think to even respond and be like, you're fine. I was just like, do you know what I mean? And then the night, no, that was Friday. Wait,

that was Friday.

And then Saturday I phacimed you, which she hates. I was driving my kids alone in the car. But I, but I left you a FaceTime message. Do you know how to access those? I knew you did. No, I don't. I said that today.

Because by the time Sunday rolled

when I was like,

I think Stasi's actually mad at me.

And then I started to spiral. And then also I've been haunted by nightmares of like the show. And I've been watching like old episodes of Summer House because I'm addicted to hating Amanda Betula. And like the way I was like, oh my God, this, This show's going to ruin our friendship. Like, girl, I've been on well. The last time I went to L.A., I stayed, as we all know, at Soho Warehouse. Shout out. Greatest hotel ever. And anyway, I did get to see you, but at the taill-tale end, like considering how much I was there, I didn't get to see you. but like I landed. I don't know if I texted you see you, but at the tail-tail end, like, considering how much I was there, I didn't get see you.

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