DARCEY & STACEY: 0408 "Ghosted and Roasted"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Darcey makes a shocking discovery about the man she's dating; Florian faces a tough decision after a peacekeeping plan blows up in his face; Darcey's double date takes a disastrous turn. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, Florian. I'm GG. Hi. Hello. Hello.
0:07.0	GG. Are you ready? Are you ready to do some modeling today, Florian? I guess.
0:14.0	I'm ready. Just as long. All right, Florian. I just need you to. Very cold here.
0:20.0	Well, we need to pretend it's not cold. We need you to be. You're going to be at a pool party.
0:25.0	Now, huh? Pretend like imagination. You know, we need happy. Think of things that make you happy, Florian. What makes you happy?
0:34.0	Oh, Albania. 16th century. Okay. Well, right now you got to think of something. You're at a pool party. It's warm. It's hot.
0:45.0	You're supposed to. Hey, no, there's no hay anywhere. You're in a pool. It's in your. It's beautiful. It's modern. It's Miami.
0:54.0	It's cool. And it's suddenly. You're afraid. You're. Yes, that's good. That's good. Oh, wow. You're good. Yes. You're happy. You know happy, right?
1:03.0	No, this is happy face. Okay. Well, try to smile a little more. Just happy. You like teeth. I go to the mix.
1:11.0	It's clean. You're just trying to take a poop. I need to smile. It's fine. Can you just pretend though you're at this pool party.
1:20.0	And your favorite song comes on for what's your favorite. What's your favorite song? React to your favorite song, Florian. What's your favorite?
1:30.0	Cut the night Joe by red next. Okay. Alright. Alright. We're just imagining the song comes on. People are watching you. You look European and happy.
1:51.0	Happy. You still that put me look.
2:09.0	So I get job. You know what? You're hired. You're hired. Everybody else to me. You'll pay me how much money?
2:17.0	$250 for a half day of work. You're gonna meet a guy out in the alley of a 7-Eleven. This fucking shit.
2:27.0	Ready to take. Ready, Dars. Here we go. That's our big hit. Swims. Sisters. Sisters. They were never such devoted sisters.
2:39.0	Stacey is the one who's always got my back. Yeah. Dars'ies love life. That's a lot to unpack.
2:46.0	Crump. Carrying. Sharing. Every little thing that we are wearing.
2:52.0	We've had lots of guy trouble. That's well known. I've got a fiance and she's alone.
3:00.0	Wow. All kinds of weather. We stick together the same in the rain or sun. We got tight faces but in tight places we think and we act as one.
3:14.0	Take it, Darsen.
3:15.0	Manifests are twin power. Scooter bopper deep a hod of wood.
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