DARCEY & STACEY: 0105 "Clashes and Curve Balls"
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | someone is gonna have a birthday. I don't want to announce my birthday month. I |
| 0:05.3 | don't want to announce it. Yeah, we should tell people it's October 13th. |
| 0:09.0 | And my address is 4-5-2 Rosemary Lane. Rose Bud Lane. I was gonna say it's |
| 0:20.2 | Rose Bud. God, I'd love to live on a Rose Bud Lane just for the irony of it. |
| 0:25.0 | Wouldn't that be great? In Loop City, California. Slicktown. 9-0-0-6-9, which is |
| 0:37.8 | actually a zip code of West Hollywood. They had to do that on purpose, right? I |
| 0:43.0 | don't think so. I don't think they decided 69 is not just a gay position. You |
| 0:48.5 | know that, right? No, it's like an any sex position. Right. Yeah. One thing if it |
| 0:54.3 | was like 9-0-0 but fuck. I just don't know if straight people do it. You know |
| 1:00.5 | because it's easier to suck a dick when you're upside down actually. It's much |
| 1:04.9 | easier. It goes down your throat. Is it easier to eat a woman's vagina? Well, I |
| 1:09.5 | think I think. I think we do introduce ourselves. Oh, welcome to Johnny's A.K. |
| 1:16.1 | Let him stay. Ready, Dars. Here we go. That's our big hit. Win! |
| 1:22.1 | Sisters, sisters. There were never such devoted sisters. They see us the one |
| 1:30.6 | who's always got my back. Yeah. Darsies love life. That's a lot to unpack. |
| 1:35.8 | True. Carrying, sharing. Every little thing that we are wearing. |
| 1:42.2 | We've had lots of guy trouble. That's well known. I've got a fiance and she's alone. Wow. |
| 1:50.0 | All kinds of weather. We stick together the same in the rain or sun. We got tight |
| 1:57.7 | faces but in tight places we think and we act as one. Take it, Darsies. |
| 2:05.1 | Minifits are twin power. Scooter Bob, putty, behada. |
| 2:10.7 | I'm a dap-a. Had to go. Ooh, my boobs shake when I do that. |
| 2:16.2 | Who I? |
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