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OK, so your Kim Kardashian and Third Love bras are like your Kris Jenner,

because they set you up to have the most success possible.

Third Love has the equivalent of online dating, but for your boobs.

Like, you can find their breast friend by doing the Fit Finder quiz.

They have over 60 sizes from A, all the way to age,

which is pretty much half the alphabet,

and they also have half sizes.

Third Love knows that there is a perfect bra for everyone,

so right now they are offering my kittens 15% off your first order.

Go to thirdlove.com slash Adderall right now to find your perfect fitting bra

and get 15% off your first purchase.

That's thirdlove.com slash Adderall for 15% off today.

OK, I know what you're all asking yourself.

Self, what does Miss Teen Clearwater Florida 2007 eat for breakfast?

Well, I'll tell you, my breakfast of champions is

well-puged Jen, limo-chewing, and Adderall.

Now, I'm not a healthologist, but I am pretty sure

those aren't giving me all the nutrients that my body needs,

which is why I take my ritual vitamins right after.

It's an all-in-one vitamin that gives you everything that you need.

It has the nine essential nutrients that women lack the most,

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