Hello, welcome to Smartless. I'm Dan McBride and I've been a fan of this podcast for quite

some time. From listening to it multiple times, I've decided there are a few things that

we could do to improve this show. One, is fire the three fucking hosts and put me in

instead. So I've done that. Welcome to Smartless.

How's everybody doing? I've been seeing you guys in a long time.

Bye. I saw you last week. Oh yeah, you saw me last week.

No, but I mean, like a week goes by. It's a long, feels like a long time. I know.

Sean, you woke me up this morning. You told me I'd be late for work. That is true.

That is also true. So we didn't return the text. But we went out to dinner and at the end,

which was so embarrassing, we'll order to tell the wait staff that it was my birthday. That was

embarrassing. Everybody in New York. And we at the end, they said, is it any, you know, any,

and I go, yeah, it's Sean's birthday. And so they brought out a piece of cake with

kids. Yeah. So it's stupid. It's so boring. It is an old trick that always works. It's a fun one.

Speaking of birthdays, we have an announcement of a really exciting new thing that we want to talk

about. And that exciting new thing, Sean, is, is our new new podcast with Rex Chat. Yes, it's called

owned with Rex Chatman. Oh, good. I can't be chatting with him really briefly around at the end.

Normally when you're like, I'm out of here. Fuck those guys. Stick around. Yeah, no, save a little,

save a little bit. Yeah, I don't know when this is going to air. But something can be tied into

the presidential campaign as soon as you see our next guest. Okay. I mean, you just had an

announcement yesterday on Twitter that didn't go well. But we're going to give Old Runny D a nice

launch right now. How did we get? I don't want to declare who my guest is before him. But

how did we get? How did we get old Ivy League Ron DeSantis? Yeah, in here. I love these guys who

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