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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Danny Jolles Has Never Seen Donnie Darko

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Danny Jolles has never seen Donnie Darko, but he rewrote it and we read his script. It's beautiful. It's the cellar door of podcast episodes.  After we read Danny's script, we play some games, riff around, have a nice time. Heck, we do that before Danny's script, too.  Kyle and Danny are joined by Samm Severin and Adam Newman.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbanes out of it.

0:03.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:10.3

this is Never Seen It.

0:14.9

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:22.5

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:24.5

I'm your host, Kyle Ayers.

0:26.0

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

0:30.3

Today, having never seen Donnie Darko, we are joined by Danny Jalas.

0:34.6

Danny has been on here a couple times hanging.

0:36.9

He's done a bunch of live shows hanging.

0:38.4

He finally now we're writing something. He's never seen Donnie Darko. He rewrites it and we read his

0:43.9

script. Danny's wonderful. He's incredible. We may know him as George on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. He has a new

0:52.3

comedy special out called You Choose, which is an interactive, choose your own adventure comedy special. He's just wonderful. Danny's the best, and I'm happy he's on here. And we're joined also by Sam Severin, a very funny comedian from Atlanta and Adam Newman, who you know who's on here a lot as well. And it's fun. It's a good time. This one is chaos. Chaos would be the word. It is pure chaos,

1:14.3

especially until we get to the script, which is just way, way too far into the whole thing.

1:20.1

But it's wonderful. We could tell a great story about when I first did a show in L.A. and a guy got

1:25.9

killed, well, almost killed at it. And Danny was a part of that show. And we just talk. Danny has an incredible story about being cut out of a commercial campaign. It's fun. We play some fun games, have a good time. Danny Jalas has never seen Donnie Darko, which somehow we haven't done ever on this podcast.

1:44.8

But Danny's never seen Donnie Darko.

1:46.7

He rewrote it.

1:47.4

We read his script.

1:48.9

Please go check out you choose Danny's fully interactive comedy special.

1:53.5

You can find that on Don't Tell Comedy's YouTube.

1:56.3

Go find Danny Jalas online.

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