Don't be a piece of shit. Buy this sweatshirt.

Buy it, guys. It's a classic.

Austin.

Yeah. What gives on the setup?

Are you have a gripe with Austin here?

Austin was supposed to be here at 5 p.m. He was here earlier, but we were supposed to be rolling

at 5 p.m. It's now 6 o'clock.

Boss, this is when boss Danny mode comes into pluck and play, dude, and he likes to fucking tear some people a new asshole from time to time, Austin. So I'm going to tell you, dude, watch out. I will say this. Leo was 15 minutes late. Well, you know, I have many excuses. And I'm a star, so, you know. I will say this. He played it right. The first two, three podcasts, he came in with 16 cameras, a bunch of high quality, very fine lights. Oh, yeah. The audio was never crisper. He showed his penis. He showed his penis. That might have been show number three or four. Right. But every show, another camera has gone deactivate, another mic's cut out, another show's cut out. Yeah. One show. This is smart, though. You did it. If you're an mediocre looking guy and you go out with a smoking hot chick, all you need to do is be sharp for the first three dates. That's true. And you got her hooked in. Yeah, you got her hooked in.

Once you're in the pussy,

it's going to be too much work for her to go out and find the new guy and stop fucking you. Yeah, then you can start getting lazy and making mistakes. What do you think, Danny? We should drug test him? Drug test him. Make sure he's getting enough sleep. Maybe send a supervisor over to watch him in bed.

Cavity search.

I'll take care of that.

Yeah, I knew you would. You got gloves or a gloveless? Austin, what's the deal? Your computer just started falling apart? I thought you spent $200 on a new one. You fucking grew a beard and now he thinks he can just slack off. He's blaming everything on his computer, on his PC.

You're here when it died.

He bought a new one though, because him and I did the solo live stream for my main channel.

And I'm just confused.

Why isn't anything working?

Grand success. Well, when we were recording that last podcast, my power supply died.

And if anyone knows anything about computers, it basically screws everything up if your power supply died and if anyone knows anything about computers it basically screws everything up

if your power supply

kind of short circuits mess with your motherboard

and all that kind of stuff so I regret asking you

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