Danny DeVito, Chris Distefano, and the Quadruple Cancel for Shane Dawson

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Danny DeVito (1:44:18) is a bucket-list interview for KFC Radio. The legend discusses getting his start on Taxi, where 45% of people with TVs at the time were watching that show, how many more seasons of Always Sunny he is willing to do, the special effects on the set of Matilda, and his latest role alongside Michael Keaton in Disney's Dumbo. Also, Chris Distefano (59:54) is on the show talking about co-parenting with a Puerto Rican girlfriend, how to get rid of chlamydia, how CBD oil can save the Catholic church, and why you should never trust a British accent. Also Shane Dawson might have had sex with a cat. Voicemails include: pretending to be gay, girlfriend shits in public, cut your hair or cook your food, and is a bagel a donut?

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	John, April 15th is almost here. Do you know what that means?
0:13.1	Does John even know the implication of the date April 15th?
0:16.7	Yes, I do.
0:17.5	Which is tax. Ooh, I would have bet against them.
0:20.6	I would have bet against John.
0:21.7	Well, my sister does my taxes and she told me about it.
0:23.8	They're on that.
0:24.2	I need more of my tears, like in your taxes.
0:25.6	Not anymore because credit karma tax is a premium online tax product.
0:31.1	That is free for everybody.
0:34.2	Everybody, even the poor people like you, even the idiots like you, it's free for everyone for both your state and federal taxes.
0:40.6	Now a lot of free here free and you think it's going to be like some bootleg budget service.
0:45.5	A lot of them, they don't include mortgage interest deductions, property tax deductions, rental property income, self employment tax,
0:54.0	all these things.
0:54.4	I might as well be speaking German right now.
0:55.9	I know. It's just right over the head.
0:57.9	I'm trying to be honest.
0:59.2	I'll be honest.
1:00.2	They're over my head too.
1:01.6	But I have all the evidence.
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