Danni The Returning Champ

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Tune in and test your wit on the game known as Big Dummy!

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0:00.0	Game is Big Debbie 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game.
0:04.9	Hello, Jeff. Welcome to the Mendoza.
0:09.4	Ola!
0:09.8	I'm a Johnson, oh yeah.
0:11.6	You're your girl and your Johnson?
0:13.5	Jeff, are you sober or not sober?
0:15.9	Two whiskey shop's over.
0:18.4	Not sober.
0:20.1	By the way, just an update on the poll. Yeah. I was sold on Whataburger. I'm doing some research on Culvers. They sell cheese curds. They got fish and chips. They got shrimp. Did you look at the specialty sandwiches? Yeah, I'm just like, I've never. Yeah, I'm just like, Jesus. Corn dogs. These are tough choices. Jumbo battered shrimp.
0:38.8	Yeah.
0:34.8	Jeez. I got it all. All right, Ted Jeff, our men's room pole, speaking of, what is near you? In and Out Burger, Waterburger, Culver's, or White Castle? I was going to say, Waterburger, but Ted just sold me on the idea of Culvers. Let's go Culver. Is that because of the cheeseguards?
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:36.2	Yeah.
0:54.2	We'll see the thing is everybody has a different take on it. Ted just sold me on the idea of Culvers. Let's go Culver. Is that because of the cheese skirts? Yeah.
0:55.1	Yeah.
0:55.5	Well, see, the thing is, everybody has a different take on it. So we were walking to the hallway. And VD's like, I'm like, is there Culver's in Chicago? He's like, no, you've got to go to Wisconsin. And I was like, he's like, you've got to try the such-and-such smoothie. or like slushy or something.
0:51.9	I'm just like, I'm not really a slushy guy when I go to a hamburger joint.
0:55.6	It's not that I don't like them, but I just would never think to get a slushy. Well, they have frozen custard. That's what he said it was. You could get a concrete mixer. A cinnamon toast? Concrete mixer. Yeah. Mark me down for that. You should have gone, man. You were there. You were there. Damn it. I'm already sold on the idea.
1:12.2	I mean, Yeah, I'm in, mark me down for that day. You should have gone, man. You were there.
1:23.9	Damn it. I'm already sold on the idea. I mean, sheesh. Yeah, man, why'd say cheese curds, I'm in? Hey, look, my dad's got this theory that if you opened up any Waffle House in any location in Seattle, you would be a multi-millionaire within six months. Oh, yeah. It's just that is. Right, yeah.
1:25.3	I'm going to open up Buckees.
1:27.2	I want you to too, too.
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