Dank Off: War Animals
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2024
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Which animal gave ancient armies the greatest strategic edge? Do certain ones still have use in modern military tactics? Strider ranks the most elite non-human soldiers of the past, present and hopefully not future.
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Sources: livescience.com ‘Beasts in Battle: 15 Amazing Animal Recruits in War’ by Tom Metcalfe and Jeremy Hsu 2017, quora.com, wikipedia.com, history.com, hubpages.com, julieandboris.com
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| 0:00.0 | Rolling. |
| 0:02.9 | Frigan what up, dude. |
| 0:04.4 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:06.5 | That's mine. |
| 0:07.0 | Gonna be called History is... |
| 0:09.1 | Nice. |
| 0:10.5 | History is dead. |
| 0:13.7 | We're Stranger Wilson. |
| 0:17.9 | Dang is from the crime. Frigan what up, dude. Welcome to another epil history is dank. Dude, I'm your host Strider Wilson, dude. We got Aaron going beast mode on the sticks. Dude, what up, Aaron, dude. Dude, I'm just freaking post it up right now, dude. Chillaxing, dude, maxing and relaxing, dude. let me show you something right now dude let me show |
| 0:38.1 | you something to this dude listen to this to get the stoke going in the morning dude a little |
| 0:42.5 | something just like this dude hold on oh oh dude do you hear that sounds like a beer but it's not |
| 0:52.2 | it's actually a water but dude we're recording in the morning |
| 0:54.7 | if that was a beer you'd be like strider we need to talk is everything okay what's going on |
| 1:02.1 | yeah but it's a dank water dude but it just i mean that noise just sounds so fucking nice and right dude |
| 1:08.4 | doesn't it we fucking just fix this thing real quick okay we're looking |
| 1:11.4 | good right there baby okay baby here we go last episode was on cambc's two um and we talked about him |
| 1:20.6 | whether he was you know this mad king or not i feel like he was just a regular ruler who |
| 1:25.6 | enjoyed group sex and harming animals. |
| 1:28.8 | Maybe that second part's not so regular. |
| 1:31.0 | You know, that's a little bit like, you know, comidus was like that weird-ass guy. |
| 1:39.3 | And then it made me think, you know, I love animals. |
| 1:43.0 | Aaron, you're an animal lover. |
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