Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Okay, so I wanted to get something out right at the top of the show. I just felt like it's

something that I owe it's my Ola friend. You know what I mean? It's normally I wouldn't

derail the show right away with something like this. And yeah, I know a lot of times

like we'll start the show and like we'll kind of like act like it's serious, but it'll

be like a little bit. Is this that or is this something else?

No, this is completely serious. It's not a bit at all.

Okay. Okay. I actually wanted to read because then sometimes the like bit is kind of a

surprise because you know a lot of times people like get real on podcasts and they do this

like sincere thing and then like we'll you know the joke is kind of like a like a left turn.

So this is not this is not not at all. This is completely serious. It's not just a stupid

joke for our stupid show. Yeah. Okay. Good. Just I wanted what we were doing.

I wanted to read an apology letter. Oh, you know, it's actually kind of a series of apologies.

It's not from me though. Again, as I said, this is sort of a favor for a friend. This is

for apologizing on behalf of someone else. Well, I'm reading the apologies that a friend

gave me to read on the show because they don't have their own show. And they want it's

my friend, Jacktoberfest. Okay. Do you remember when he came on the show recently? Was that

Brian? No saying that was a Jacktoberfest. My friend, Jacktoberfest, Toyota,

Thon. Um, he's a jock. I know. Uh, he came on the show and he said some things that he

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