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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, Dannah Phirman

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2012

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Why You Jabber Jabber? - We’re kicking things off Gangnam Style on this week’s episode of improv4humans! Our guests Danielle Schneider, Jackie Clarke, and Dannah Phirman join Matt Besser to create scenes inspired by stories involving Danielle’s first kiss, Matt’s nightmarish day with a horse, and Dannah’s clothes borrowing step mom. Plus, Crap on Youtube makes everyone discuss why they hate their assholes. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon .

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:15.0

Welcome to improper humans with Matt Bester that's me. This is improper humans today.

0:23.0

Three other humans myself will be improvising off your suggestions given to me at Twitter, at Matt Bester.

0:30.0

I will take those suggestions, do some stories, some conversating, and spin it into comedy Uranium, Danielle Schneider.

0:39.0

Hi.

0:41.0

So explain to people why you don't like it when a crowd at a game all participates in what's known as a reddit.

0:52.0

They'll take the team color and in some official way they'll say everybody wears white to the game.

1:02.0

So look cool on TV or as an Arkansas game red it was a red out and you think that's lame. Why is that lame?

1:10.0

I don't mind if everyone wears their school spirit shirt or whatever they do.

1:16.0

Yeah, the 50s. No, you know what I mean? Like everyone showing spirit, that's fine. But when everyone, I don't like when everyone wears the same shirt.

1:26.0

When they give away free shirts. When they give away a free shirt and everyone wears it.

1:31.0

I hate it. And it looks really cool. I guess I don't like when things are cheesy.

1:36.0

But you know what cities don't do that is like L.A. But then you go to like an Oklahoma City game and everyone's in the end.

1:43.0

And I like that everybody likes the same thing that when everyone wears a shirt. I work with Danielle.

1:49.0

I think you don't like it when anybody cares too much. It tries too hard.

1:56.0

Like the old antique cars. I hate antique cars.

1:59.0

You don't like when somebody tries too hard.

2:04.0

But I'll watch any Broadway musical and the harder someone tries the better for me.

2:08.0

It's just like when someone has like a hobby. That's so weird. How'd you jump to that?

2:13.0

Like we're talking about someone doing their hobby.

2:17.0

Some hobbies are just worse than others.

2:20.0

Like antique cars.

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