Danielle Neuschwanger, egg freezing, jizzness trips, and cry burps
Attitudes!
Lemonada Media
4.8 • 7.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:56.9 | One of the world truly the funniest and someone who I want to say this. If I in the suburbs, |
| 1:04.7 | my mom used to belong to like this junior league women situation and they would have a lunch |
| 1:09.1 | every year where they would bring a person to this lunch in who they wished they could |
| 1:16.2 | see more of. It's not gorgeous and I would bring Sabrina, Jalice, who's here today |
| 1:22.3 | so I guess I brought her anyway. Hi, Sabrina. What an intro. I love you so much. |
| 1:27.8 | Fallalala la la la la la la. Oh, in love with me, honey. Honey, she's been saying that all |
| 1:34.3 | over when you say hi to her. She says not hi. Oh, she goes ho ho ho ho ho ho. Hi, hi, |
| 1:40.6 | ho ho. Hi, hi, ho ho. I speak to you from a land where we are trying to de program |
| 1:45.3 | our child from the one Christmas that he was cognizant enough to know about Santa Claus |
| 1:49.4 | and he's not having it. He's saying Santa's real. I'm saying I'm giving you the truth. |
| 1:53.1 | Santa's not real. It's me and he's saying, no, no, no, no, Santa's real. Is this real? |
| 1:57.8 | So is he is he like he's aware now? I mean, he's going to be for in January and he refuses |
| 2:04.3 | to have this part of society taken away from him. The reason why we're taking it away |
| 2:08.5 | or we were trying to take it away is because why the F if I might say so myself go ahead |
| 2:15.0 | and why the fudge and I shopping till I drop when I say I you know that I mean my wife. |
| 2:23.4 | Why the hot punch Sunday or we do all this work these two lesbians that are pretty atheist. |
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