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Hello, my dear sweet friends.

It is I, Duncan Trussell, and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast.

I've just returned from Burning Man.

I am now back in buffet land and have gorged myself on the sweet delicacies of this strange and savage place.

I just had an encounter with the Kardashians. Can you believe it?

We went to eat at a health food restaurant and surrounded by a crew of glazed over cameramen was one of the Kardashian women engaged in some

kind of very serious conversation with someone from the Kardashian show right there in the middle

of Cafe Gratitude the weirdest thing ever it's very rude to film your reality show at a restaurant

you should never do that that's something we need to start teaching our kids I guess when you have your reality show at a restaurant. You should never do that. That's something we need to start teaching our kids, I guess.

When you have your reality show, don't film it at a restaurant.

It's a horrible form of exhibitionism.

It would be better, honestly.

It would be better, I think, or at least slightly more ethical

for a person in the middle of a restaurant to stand up, drop their pants,

and to begin, like, slowly stroking their flaccid cock than to film a reality show at a restaurant.

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