Welcome to Suicide Buddies. Before we get started with the episode, I just want to say,

Hampton and I joke around on the show a lot about suicide because we're very comfortable with it,

because we've thought about it a lot and dealt with it in our families. We're not making these jokes

to make light of depression itself or the act of suicide. So just please know that while you're

listening. We're on your side. We're doing this to help.

And if you really are suicidal, if you're feeling that way, please, I can't urge you enough.

Call 1-800-273 Talk. It's the National Suicide Helpline. They're there 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

They're amazing. They will talk you through it. You do not need to do it. Stay here with us. Glad you're alive. look at you and I don't want to go they call me

on the phone

and won't leave me alone

when I don't want to go

down with the system

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your mother get up Your mother get up.

Don't go down when I'm down.

No.

Hey Dave.

My name's Forrest Gump.

You can do a lot with nooses.

Fried news.

There's so many types of nooses.

Deep fried noose.

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