Daniel’s Kewl Thingz, Family Restaurants, The New Regular

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Daniel may or may not have a new segment and we may or may not have a new regular guest. We discuss the family restaurants of our youth, Tony's trip to New Mexico, a public scissoring, the "loud chair," shallots, fish who are bullies and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen's new best friend show.
0:07.3	Tonight, Allison has no guest, but Tonzone is here to announce his new AI model just for Australians,
0:13.1	testes GPT, a bot that will soon replace all of their stinky old kangaroo testicles,
0:17.8	and will perform all of their daily kangaroo testicle tasks without the
0:22.2	kangaroo testicle testicles.
0:24.3	I'm her husband Daniels, and hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:29.3	Allison Rosen Rosen.
0:31.7	Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:37.4	Allison, Allison, with is your new best friend. Allison, Allison. Hello, my little handmade truffle tagliatellis.
0:56.7	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend, that particular carbohydrate.
1:03.1	Don't blow the dust that might be bug poop on the table at me.
1:07.2	Daniel was gross.
1:11.5	I don't want to hear me.
1:12.4	Stop it,
1:14.3	please.
1:15.6	You know how I feel about bugs.
1:18.1	You have a,
1:19.2	you have a pet bug.
1:21.0	So no,
1:21.5	I don't know how you feel about bugs.
1:23.0	That's an exception.
1:25.0	That is an exception.
	...

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