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Hello, my sweet children of the blistering winds of crag!

It is I, D. Trustle, and thou art listening to the Duncan Trustle Family Hour podcast.

Let's start this episode off by opening up the mailbag.

Bear in the town of a dead man underneath the tree.

When you come back to the very next day, I can guarantee that in its place you will find a mailbag.

Mailbag! Mailbag! Oh God! What have I done?

Dear Duncan, even though I'm a billionaire it still bothers me that some of my closest friends are multibillioners and I only have one billion dollars.

Do you know of any secret tricks for turning your billions into multibillion?

Since early, Karen Carpenter.

Hey Karen, since I only have $500 million and not a billion dollars, this question's a little out of my league.

So I sent over to my friend who is a vampire prince living in Eastern Europe.

He has lots and lots of money and he also has a book coming out and this question is perfect for him.

Hi Karen, thank you so much for the great question. The short answer is weapons manufacturing.

If you want to turn your billions into multibillions, get into the weapons manufacturing game yesterday.

Buy a copy of my book, how to turn your billions into multibillions through killing innocent people just released by random house.

This details the ins and outs of the weapons manufacturing industry.

What weapons are in right now, what weapons are out.

And most importantly, how to efficiently harvest the life energy of the innocent beings that your weapons are going to obliterate.

A lot of people are using antiquated methodologies, but I show a few ways utilizing modern technologies like the worldwide web to get the most energy out of the creatures that you'll destroy.

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