Daniel Farke? Scarper
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
When it comes to bears, if it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight. And if it's a Daniel Farke Care Bear?
Marcus, Pete, Jim and Vish issue their advice on that, try to stamp sexy shoulders out of the game, crown Liverpool Sporting de Club Set Piece, and launch Pete's brand new TV show in Moldova.
There's also an unwelcome visit from the Spirit of the Game at Burnley, who continues to haunt us, and Vish makes the case for Jordan Pickford's save being the best in Premier League history. Let him cook.
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| 0:00.0 | When I go forwards, you go backwards, everybody. |
| 0:02.8 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.1 | Wins for the top two and a sickness for Burnley. |
| 0:07.4 | It's Monday 2nd of March. |
| 0:08.5 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.4 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:11.3 | And I'm the defensively. |
| 0:14.0 | Agending off the Tuesday. |
| 0:25.3 | Would you like to do that again? |
| 0:25.8 | No. |
| 0:30.9 | I was enjoying the radiohead lyric so much that in my head I was singing electioneering. |
| 0:33.7 | And yeah, that's why that happened. |
| 0:34.9 | He's Pete Donaldson. He's back from... |
| 0:36.4 | Where did you go? |
| 0:38.4 | Moldova. |
| 0:39.3 | And more specifically... |
| 0:40.5 | Transnitria. Actually, more specifically, Pridnestrovia. Right. And you've had a lot of meat. It's just a lot of meat, interfered with your stomach. A lot of bosh, a lot of lard, a lot of meat. I am full of meat. |
| 0:52.4 | Does it feel like a penalty box |
| 0:54.1 | during a corner in your stomach? |
| 0:56.4 | It's chaotic. |
| 0:57.5 | Specifically, I'm A lot of meat. I am full of meat. Does it feel like a penalty box during a corner in your stomach? |
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