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That would I usually watch, but I appreciate watching greatness.

Like I'll watch Roger Federer play tennis.

I don't watch a lot of tennis, but just because I got to see what a guy who excels as crap does,

I'll fucking check out Mr. Pussy, you know.

Welcome back to barstool confessions.

Some chaps. We got Johnny Boy.

It's been a busy week here for me.

I'm in the process of moving.

So I went into the old bag of tricks to pull out one of the stories that it's shocking that they teach this one to children.

And it's like, oh, this is some good shit.

This is the good stuff of religion.

It's, are you familiar with the story of Shadrack, me, Shack, and Abindigo?

Of who, who, who, who now?

Shadrack, me, Shack, and Abindigo.

That sounds like the worst law firm of all time.

He does.

Why is that?

Shadrack, me, Shack, and Abindigo.

Have you been hit by a semi truck that caused a Shadrack, me, Shadrack, and Abindigo?

That is, I couldn't, I was honestly part of me was thinking, I'm going to know about this story today.

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