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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Tiny Faces, Who We'd Cheat With)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We reminisce about the frat house we accidentally stayed at in Palm Desert that Greg Heller had also once rented for his bachelor party and then I foist upon Daniel the dinosaur album I remember from grade school. I also share some stories about the funniest but meanest girl I was friends with in college and I want to know what kind of guy Daniel thinks I would cheat with, if I were to cheat. I let him know the kind of gal I'd be worried about. Plus your calls, shows that are irritating but watchable versus just irritating, Jenny Holzer and more.

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0:00.0

Thank you to Poise for sponsoring today's episode. Learn more at Poise.com.

0:29.1

Hello everyone, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alice and Rose in as your new best friend. I am sitting here in my studio on a fairly warm Friday afternoon and across from me is my husband Daniel quants.

0:46.1

Hello, hello, bye, it's been a long time. It's been about a week.

1:23.1

We've got to be happy. No offense to people who have tiny faces. Sometimes I think a tiny face is desirable. Think about it. Yes, I've heard people make disparaging comments about their tiny face. There's this makeup artist. I like to watch our videos on YouTube and various social. I follow her across the media. She has a tiny face.

1:44.1

She's always talking about how she has a tiny face. You have to get small little brushes. I tell you this is one hair. I feel like movie stars generally have smaller than average faces.

2:00.1

That is a big reason why their faces are small. Right. But don't you think having a small face is more desirable than having a big face unless you got a big, big, small body. Hang on. You don't want big, big, small heads and drum. You look like a dumb, dumb lollipop.

2:25.1

I went to school with a guy who had tall, lanky body, tiny heads, syndrome, giant dumb, dumb guy, lollipop guy. And I saw him at the reunion.

2:37.1

Oh, does he still have the same proportions? Or did he like fill out his chunked up a little bit? So now he's just got and his hair has grown out. I didn't think that guy looks like a lollipop.

2:52.1

I feel like those proportions are kind of like what when we talk about a certain kind of alien. I don't know if those are the great, the great. There's a certain kind of alien that's long neck, tiny head.

3:04.1

I feel like society, I feel like we live in a society that small face privilege. Yeah, that is discriminatory against people with large faces.

3:18.1

Well, I'm just like, who do we know? Or can you think of someone with just a what a gigantic face that person has? Because are you talking about a big head is a little bit different.

3:30.1

No, I'm talking about their face, specifically the face. Like you can have a small head, but the face overtakes most of that. Like where are the ears then? Are the ears like three quarters of the way back? They're like touching in the back.

3:44.1

It's like this could be like you know how in certain American countries like it's sort of a class system based on the color the lightness of the skin or this country.

3:54.1

Yeah.

3:55.1

It's like a certain North American face.

3:58.1

Right.

3:59.1

It would be interesting to look at how people fair in the society based on the size of their face.

4:06.1

We'll see I was actually going to say.

4:11.1

And please tune into this show for all of your what's it called for for for an analogy for an all of you needs.

4:19.1

Oh, yeah, we're really into that.

4:21.1

But you know the Habsburgs who were very in bread.

4:25.1

Yes.

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