Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, The Neighbor Club)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Daniel and I are having a talk about word pronunciation and Daniel has a question about a specific kind of bodily emission. Daniel was FINALLY inducted into what I call the neighborhood club and we're listening to your voicemails. Plus, I try to see if there are any Grateful Dead songs that Daniel can tolerate. Also, The Littles!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new |
| 0:27.9 | best friend. I'm sitting here in my studio with none other than the man that I'm married to and |
| 0:34.0 | with whom I have two children and a dog Daniel Quant's hello. Hello. What's happening? |
| 0:40.4 | Starting out natural right out of the gate. I can't be natural. If I'm natural. What happens if |
| 0:46.8 | you're natural? I would kill the show. Oh, I see. And then we'd have to move out of this house. |
| 0:51.4 | Where would we go? The streets. Oh, no. All because you said hello in a not over the top way. |
| 1:01.7 | That's if I'm if I'm being real, then people would be like, man, what a bummer that guy is too. It's too |
| 1:09.3 | much. Like to it's like, it's too verite. It's like in your face. Just like, like I felt fine and |
| 1:16.3 | then that guy said hello. And I was reminded of the purposelessness and meaninglessness of existence |
| 1:23.0 | like that. It would yeah, it would just rock the listeners to their foundations. It'd be too much. |
| 1:29.3 | They would just like, I don't tune in for this. There's a realness. Can I just address the elephant |
| 1:35.9 | in the room in my mind? I mean, I guess an elephant in the room is always in your mind. |
| 1:41.1 | But can I just say there's always an elephant in your mind in that you know what an elephant is? |
| 1:46.8 | Right, but you're not always thinking about it. But can I just share what's I'm just I'm gripped |
| 1:50.7 | with something that just happened mere moments ago. Oh, tell me. I already told you, but I got to tell |
| 1:56.5 | them tell them. Yeah. By by me. I mean them. Okay. I'll tell all of you. I posted a clip from my |
| 2:03.9 | Stephen Weber episode. Oh boy. It was high-minded stuff. It was his just mere everyone was |
| 2:11.2 | sometimes he sees two of things. And I was like, what? I was like, I think it's a true just you. |
| 2:17.6 | Like when he crosses his eyes, he sees two of something. And I'm like, well, yeah, I do too. |
| 2:23.4 | But he kind of always has a little bit of I don't know. He always like he worries that he can like |
| 2:31.6 | create that second image like of something really fast. And then we were talking about crossing our |
| 2:36.5 | eyes. And then we were doing like fun stuff with eyeball crossing. I saw a thing like click |
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